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Sam I am?
will eat them anywhere
will eat them here or there
= likes eggs
= egg in my tummy!
= egg on my face
dr. liposuction, you would need a Shop-Vac to suck all the fat outta my belly
dood, if i can get my belly sucked to look like that... i'm all in
no
NEVER interrupt The Price Is Right - boulevardin, spam bastard
~ thinking of breast augmentation. from a C to D cup...
hey - D
squats in the bush
Because it's judgment that defeats us.
or a sticky mouse... that's why I need protection - uck
i ain't clickin' shit anymore...
needs a condom to click on some of these videos, dang
customers = shit
Mr. Winky is my 'pet' name for - er, well... nevermind
ha, just thinking of Mr. Winky